The Most Ridiculous Arms Race Since...

The Razor Blade Wars.

File this one under ridiculous trends in consumer products. Apparently the extra outlets, fans and nightlights were not enough. Now you can have a fucking light show with your air freshener, thanks to the brainiacs at Glade. I consider almost any commercial "air freshener" to be a fragrance abomination, but flashing lights and a "Watermelon Rush" scent? The concept is so over-the-top, I can't see how Renuzit will respond. Sound effects, perhaps?

Santa Maria Novella Potpourri is the only home fragrance product I endorse.